Studio: Bijou Video
Directed by: David Babbitt
Year of Production / Release: 1991
Country of Production: U.S.A.
Eddie Acosta
Richard DeSantis
Tony Lattanzi
Enrique Rodriguez
Donnie Russo
On the one hand, this video is notable because it features the first ever appearance by Donnie Russo, who would go on to become one of the nastiest, tattooed muscleheads in the business. On the other hand, however, even without Russo’s debut this one is well worth a look. The action is strictly solo, but it’s not your standard j.o. vid by any measure – these guys are built and they are really into what they’re doing. The cast is entirely uncut and either Italian or Latino, and Rodriguez’s scene in particular has some of the hottest foreskin play in memory. The technical work is also excellent, with plenty of tight close-ups on the boys as they rub out their chunks, and there’s not a dud in the bunch. Factor in some kinky self-penetration with an errant carpentry tool and it all adds up to a helluva good time. There is a reaason this was awarded the Best J/O Film in 1991 by Adult Video News! The video features: Blue collar/construction/garage/delivery; Bodybuilders; Bondage; Boots; Butt-Play/Fisting; Cops; Foreskin/uncut dick; Humor; Italians; Latinos; Solos.
This series of solo sequences opens with a shot of Fifth Avenue and the Empire State Building before the camera pans to a billboard that reads “THE BEAT COP IS BACK.” Indeed. For the next four sequences, the titular beat cop will introduce a jack officer who will strut his stuff for the lens and then dump a healthy load. Sounds like a ho-hum affair, right? Not! These dudes are hot, and they really know how to heat up a solo scene. The first sequence features the very muscled and iron-butted Italian stallion Tony Lattanzi, who walks around swinging his huge dong before stuffing it into some red micro briefs. According the beat cop, whose Bronx-accent-from-hell we hear on the soundtrack, Tony’s “the perp with a perpetual hodd on.” Tony gets dressed in a suit, then moves to the window where he jacks off and promptly disrobes again, then he lies on his white bed and flexes his muscles and j.o.’s his gorgeous dick. This dude is all muscle, with bulging melon pex that pulsate when he moves to the mirror and kisses himself, eventually attempting to dock his foreskin to his own reflection before spewing on the looking glass. Next up, humpy Puerto Rican Eddie Acosta is tied to a chair in his apartment (the victim of a robbery, apparently), staring at porn on the TV. The overdubbed narration is hilarious relating the tale of the “Rican kid who was victimized and left tied up watching hodd-core sex flicks,” it’s more like something from the 70s than video age. Eddie, however, is anything but hilarious, well-muscled and dripping sweat, there are fantastic shots of his dick dripping pre-cum as he struggles free from the ropes so he can jerk his thick meat with fingers and thumb before scooting down to show off a surprisingly stretched out set of ass lips. His dong then dumps a healthy load, but there’s a mouth-watering shot of his softie puking a final stringer of pre (post?) cum at the end, which is priceless. The third turn is the least notable, but it’s only because the player pales a bit in comparison to the other muscleboys in the flick. A mysterious blue substance is leaking into a lady’s apartment in this vignette, which turns out to be excess paint from the artist-at-work upstairs. Richard di Santis portrays the X-rated Jackson Pollock, and the highlight of his scene is the pretzel he makes of himself at the end so he can shoot his wad into his own mouth. It’s not as if this one hadn’t already passed its driver’s test, but the fourth scene pushes it into exceptional category. Sexy Latin builder boy Eddie Rodriguez is renovating an apartment in cut off shorts and wifebeater, but before long he’s ripped off his clothing to reveal a completely shaved crotch and a luscious uncut dick. His boy then inserts the fat end of a screwdriver up his hole. Sitting back and flexing his dick, he spits on it and engages in some of the most delectable foreskin play you’ll ever see before going on all fours and, brace yourself, winks his pucker at the camera before inserting another screwdriver into his hole before milking his dick down and dumping cream on the table! Yay! For the finale, we get to peek at the beat cop himself, and it turns out to be a very young looking Donnie Russo who drives himself home after a day walking the beat. Flashing back to all the uncuts from the day, his prick is getting hard – and there is an amazing cumshot review flashback from all the previous scenes before Donnie parks and unbuttons his shirt, tweaks his nips, then tastes his own precum before jazzing all over his nightstick and licking it off.
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