Studio: Pacific Sun
Directed by: John Summers
Year of Production / Release: 1999
Country of Production: U.S.A.
Jay Alexander
Bam
Scott Beckham [Rob Bowen]
Gavin Mearle
Jack Reilly
Gay men cannot live on big dicks alone.
Case in point: this rather lifeless exercise in onanism. Sure, the guys have larger than average tallywhackers. Yes, they’re fairly easy on the eyes. But unfortunately, these fellas just don’t seem too dedicated to the craft of self-loving. Even the cum shots don’t seem to make much of an impression on the men themselves.
Those who like their meat in bulk will spill the most seed over the first scene. Bam, the ebony sex machine, has a manstalk that’s so massive it looks like it should have its own post office. My one concern was that he was going to run out of spittle with which to lube its formidable length.
One of the high points of the film is a narcissistic shaft-shucking in front of a mirror that ends with both of the mirror’s two faces dripping with cock chowder.
However, one of the stranger features of the film is the inexplicable inclusion of shaving scenes. Before you get worked into a lather, let me clarify. I’m not talking about shaving of body hair or pubes – but facial hair! There are endless scenes of men shaving their faces. Electric razors. Blades. It’s all here.
The film also puts an end to the boxers vs. tightey-whiteys dispute. No question – the Fruit of the Loom guys win hands down.
